hiatus
now i know i havent posted shit on my blogs but im going to job corp then after lots of arts))
(Congratulations to the 5 Grand-Prize Winners of the Rite of Blood and Bone contest who wrote the verses for frames 2 through 6!)
(In order from Frame 2 to Frame 6: “Isaac” [No Tumblr], Iamthestein, iBrohoof [Forgot his tumblr!], Kitenshitosune, Dark Avenger)
(Happy Post-Apocalypse, Everyone! And now, you can pick up an Opalmina C-Section T-Shirt from Jay’s Shirt Shoppe to celebrate surviving the end of the world by giving non-consensual birth to the destroyer of worlds! :D)
omfg that was fucking badass!!!
I’m going to prove this wrong one point at a time, color-coded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utter bullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true.
Red— Oxytocin is released at many point in a person’s life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and masturbation.
Orange— Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong.
Yellow— Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having ones.
Green— Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin
Blue— Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed.
Indigo— Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman’s moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy.
Violet— Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required.
Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow.
My hero
XD
Printable Salvation Army protest vouchers. They read:
This holiday season I am supporting organizations that do not discriminate in any way against people based on sexual orientation, gender identity, or any other reason. I will not donate to the Salvation Army until the organization ceases to discriminate against the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer community in hiring, firing and promotion, and in the provision of benefits.
I should probably add that this isn’t an issue that’s limited to just NSFW pony blogs. Nor is it just limited to pony blogs or NSFW blogs.
This is a MAJOR issue with Tumblr, one that can affect ANY blog on here. ANY blog can be targeted this way, and ANY blog can be taken down for bogus…
very big issue yo tumblr! fix this!
i can never not reblog this.
Have to.
…
Welcome to the priorities of the human race.
just gotta no other reason to reblogging this
Please read: Due to a high amount of pony blogs on Tumblr, we are creating a new Tumblr dedicated to ponies. If you reblog this by December 1st, you will secure your URL in the new Pony Tumblr. People have been asking for it, and this is what we are doing.
About as legit as playin’ the stocks durin’ the Great Depression.
(OOC: Reblogging for the retro reaction pic.)
^^
If you own a pony blog you should do this.
in cast this is real
why not?
can we please just take a moment to close our eyes and imagine how insanely hilarious and refreshing a public debate between tony stark and romney would be
2016?
On gay marriage:
“No, you don’t understand, Mittens, of course I recognize gay marriage and complete equal benefits for my employees; I trust them with the best technology and equipment and explosives in the country. As long as they don’t blow up my facilities, I’ll do whatever’s necessary to keep them happy and healthy. Explosives, Mittens.”
On reproductive rights:
“Just for a second, close your eyes, and imagine that the Black Widow is your co-worker. And also lives two floors down from you, so she knows where you sleep. She once incapacitated me- for my own health, of course, but that’s irrelevant- she can do any job a man can do, better, without breaking a sweat, and she learned ‘enhanced interrogation’ from the KGB. Do you want to tell her what she can or cannot do with her own body? I thought not. Okay, moving on.”
On jobs:
“Who remembers that stock crash when I first came out as Iron Man and said I wasn’t making weapons anymore?” *uncomfortable snickers from audience*
“No, go ahead, laugh. Everyone thought I was crazy. Pepper thought I was crazy, and I owe her a pony for putting up with me all these years. Oh, shoot, national TV, now I have to give her one, don’t I? Anyway, they thought I was crazy, because I was shutting down the biggest branch of SI, where most of our manufacturing and research went. Investors didn’t have hope. But you know what? We took those brilliant people, got some fresh ideas, remodeled some factories, and not one employee got laid off that year. Because if you people work hard, and work together, and you work in a fair environment where every crazy, brilliant idea has a chance to flourish, then you can take half a company and grow it to bigger than it was before.
And that’s what we need to do with jobs in this country. These unemployment statistics? Suck. So let me give you some numbers about how I plan to fix that, so we can get this country working again. Here’s the plan: and then he goes and gives statistics, and Romney makes a fish face, because Pepper Gave Him Notecards And He Actually Followed Them. Well, for this part of the speech.
On defense:
I am Iron Man, in case you don’t watch the news. Also, we have a Hulk. Just putting that out there. Considering the events of the last few years, I think other countries will think twice about pissing off President Stark.
On green energy: Stark is pretty much still the only name in green energy, and all our new facilities are LEED Gold certified. We’re still working on upgrades to some of the oldest buildings, but they’re well on their way. You know how hard it is to get building permits in California? So yeah, I support the efforts we make in this country to live more sustainably. Because I love this country, and I’d like to save it for the long run. It’s kind of what I do. Because it’s awfully hard to Avenge against pollution.
And in case they get into a dick size contest over who loves America more…
“I’m in a monogamous relationship with freedom”
i’m crY I CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THIS WORLD
that speech set was a fucking tease damn it need ironman to run the usa
